Here’s a short list of things that brought me joy today:
1. Getting the filling between my two teeth filed down so that the blinding pain would cease and desist.
2. Being told by the dentist that I would need to suck down 9 ibuprofen a day for the next three days to help with the inflammation. Mandated muscle relaxation. I love it. Just in time for my period, too!
3. Seeing pictures of Ellen Degerenes and Portia De Rossi’s wedding day on Oprah.