Welcome Back To The City

(Today’s photo is brought to you by the Indignant Urbanites of Seattle, the same folks who brought you the “These Cookies Are As Hard As Dog Biscuits” rant.)

The note states:

“Whoever put this bag of animal feces in my trash can, you need to be a RESPONSIBLE dog owner and take it home with you. Thanks.”

My favorite part? Oh, I don’t know. There are too many things to love, really. There’s the fact that “responsible” is spelled out in all caps. There’s the little lesson at the end about how to be that responsible dog owner (take your poop home, dude). There’s the fact that the word “Thanks” is underlined. There’s the fact that this person DUG THE POOP out of their trash, WROTE A NOTE ABOUT THE POOP, and then STAPLED THE POOP TO A LIGHT POLE outside their house. It takes a special kind of indignant person to handle poop that many times.

I was going to create a post about the joys of walking to work, of how good it feels to not drive everywhere, of how CLOSE we are to everything…. but then (while on a walk) I saw this and I thought: Who wants to read about walking to work on the Internet when you read about my neighbors’ unholy rage about poop in their trash can?