The OTHER OTHER Reason I Live In The Northest: Yielding To Waterfowl
Look right into the center of the photo. That’s right. There are two ducks there. In the middle of the road. Two waterfowl are crossing the street and the CARS ARE FREAKIN‘ WAITING FOR THEM TO CROSS. Only in the Northwest, folks. Only in the Northwest.
I just so happened to be fiddling with my phone (illegal here in the Northwest! No phone fiddling while driving! Stop for ducks, but don’t dial and drive!) when I saw these two, so I was able to snap this (contraband!) picture as they were crossing the road. Seriously. Look at that traffic backed up for miles. People are just so darned KIND towards their migratory mate-for-life birds here. If these same ducks (er… pardon me. Duck and Mallard) had been crossing the road where I grew up, they would have been flattened in seconds (after they’d been honked at, cursed at, and had balled up gum wrappers thrown at their heads). God bless ’em for having NO idea about anti-lock brakes.
In other news, I went to the first ever Carrotmob event here in our duck-loving little town! And, adorable spokesperson (who’d already had a beer or two in her) that I am, I gave the camera guy who was filming the whole thing a little interview about why I thought this was such a great idea. Vote with your wallet, America! Duh! So, maybe I’ll be featured in the next video! How thrilling! I’ll keep you posted. You can read more about Carrotmob and the idea behind it here. Thanks to my friend Rich for being my personal tooth inspector tonight. No one should appear on film without having a cute boy inspect her gumline for black olive bits. What a pal, huh? Oh, and note to camera guy: you might want to edit out the part where I mention that wheat beer is no good for my intestines. I don’t know why i thought it was a good idea to advertise my flatulence problem while talking about social change. I was drunk with power… and wheaty beer.